Humor Fortunes

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25 Messages Found
You will find happiness with a new love... probably your cat.
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Lucky:132639
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Lucky:72135
You will be hungry again in one hour.
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Lucky:11122
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!
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Lucky:61830
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Lucky:21426
You are not illiterate.
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Lucky:91827
Ignore previous fortune.
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Lucky:31527
You will receive a fortune cookie.
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Lucky:122436
Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.
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Lucky:81624
You are reading a fortune cookie.
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Lucky:4812
Your future is as bright as your past is dark... which isn't saying much.
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Lucky:112233
You will soon be hungry again. Order more Chinese food.
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Lucky:51525
A wise man once said nothing. He was probably eating.
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Lucky:71727
Your lucky numbers are: All of them. You'll need the luck.
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Lucky:123
Today you will make progress... toward your refrigerator.
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Lucky:81828
The answer you seek is in another cookie.
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Lucky:102030
Your socks will bring you great fortune... if you wear them.
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Lucky:31323
You will soon meet a tall, dark stranger... in the mirror.
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Lucky:61626
Error 404: Fortune not found.
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Lucky:404
This fortune intentionally left blank.
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Lucky:000
You will find what you're looking for in the last place you look. Obviously.
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Lucky:91929
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... and comfortable shoes.
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Lucky:11223
Your pet goldfish is plotting against you.
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Lucky:21324
Congratulations! You can read.
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Lucky:51627
You have just wasted time reading this fortune.
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Lucky:01122

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