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Funny Fortune Cookie Messages
Hilarious and witty fortune cookie messages that will make you laugh and brighten your day.
25+ Messages Available“You will find happiness with a new love... probably your cat.”
#love#pets#humor
Lucky:132639
“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”
#wisdom#humor#speaking
Lucky:72135
“You will be hungry again in one hour.”
#food#humor#prediction
Lucky:11122
“Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!”
#meta#humor#factory
Lucky:61830
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
#timing#strategy#humor
Lucky:21426
“You are not illiterate.”
#obvious#humor#reading
Lucky:91827
“Ignore previous fortune.”
#meta#humor#contradiction
Lucky:31527
“You will receive a fortune cookie.”
#meta#obvious#humor
Lucky:122436
“Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.”
#meta#warning#humor
Lucky:81624
“You are reading a fortune cookie.”
#obvious#meta#humor
Lucky:4812
“Your future is as bright as your past is dark... which isn't saying much.”
#future#sarcasm#humor
Lucky:112233
“You will soon be hungry again. Order more Chinese food.”
#food#hunger#humor
Lucky:51525
“A wise man once said nothing. He was probably eating.”
#wisdom#eating#humor
Lucky:71727
“Your lucky numbers are: All of them. You'll need the luck.”
#luck#numbers#humor
Lucky:123
“Today you will make progress... toward your refrigerator.”
#progress#food#humor
Lucky:81828
“The answer you seek is in another cookie.”
#meta#answers#humor
Lucky:102030
“Your socks will bring you great fortune... if you wear them.”
#socks#absurd#humor
Lucky:31323
“You will soon meet a tall, dark stranger... in the mirror.”
#stranger#self#humor
Lucky:61626
“Error 404: Fortune not found.”
#tech#error#humor
Lucky:404
“This fortune intentionally left blank.”
#blank#meta#humor
Lucky:000
“You will find what you're looking for in the last place you look. Obviously.”
#search#obvious#humor
Lucky:91929
“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... and comfortable shoes.”
#journey#shoes#humor
Lucky:11223
“Your pet goldfish is plotting against you.”
#pets#absurd#humor
Lucky:21324
“Congratulations! You can read.”
#reading#obvious#humor
Lucky:51627
“You have just wasted time reading this fortune.”
#time#meta#humor
Lucky:01122
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